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2月24日 Queens of EnglandCareful, she's got meat and two veg.
What is it with gay boys that dress as women?
Why am I gonna get into so much trouble for what follows and why do I care?
Well I dont care. So why do some gay men dress as women? Surely you wanna attract other gay men and not lesbians? I ask this question after being dragged to a gay nightclub in Sheffield and being confronted by scores of - or perhaps it was just 3 - drag queens (ok, i wasn't dragged but I was promised vodka til the small hours... and perhaps dragged is a poor choice of words in the circumstances).
The tarty bird/geezer. Roamed the club dressed as barbies ugly dumber sister brushing past anyone who looked desperate (either i didn't look desperate or my laughing put the shehe off) then looking back at them smiling. This seemed to work for herhim as shehe made many trips to the toilet and after every visit walked back out with an increasing look of discomfort . As you'd expect barbies companions looked like Kens senile redneck granpapa. Maybe money was changing hands.
The biker chick. Dressed in leather skirt and jacket, topped off with a leather cap as though shehe arrived on a harley but probably came on the bus (and probably in the taxi home too). Shehe stood in the corner and as far as I saw the only people shehe spoke to were bar staff when ordering pints of lager. If it wasn't for the moustache shehe would have been the spitting image of Suzi Quatro (I'm old, I remember her).
The very odd one. Have u ever seen the large tubes that horse breeders use to capture the load from a w@nked horse? I dont know what they are called but they are basically very large syringes. Well this one fella (obvious fella, complete with leather skin and mole hairs) dressed in a female nurses uniform wandered the club shooting from the hip at random people with one of those equine love juice syringes while also simulating a hand job with it. WTF would anyone find attractive about that? Pity the man, he had a very very short skirt and he was either heavily strapped or he was very very small in his own milk syringe. Fella, you looked a freak.
Of all the gay people i know, thank f**k none of them there knew the people above, friendship is good but there are limits.
For all my ranting I did have a good night out and laughed more than I ever laughed before (quite a statement) so I will be back at Fuel in Sheffield at some point over this weekend but only if the very lovely and very female Nicole accompanies me to the toilet for safety reasons... I need someone to look after the money
  . I'm not as intolerant as i sound, if u see me there feel free to come and say hello but FFS wear some trousers.Finally... If you are waiting for the follow up to 'The cat and the chat' then you have a very empty life and I'll do it as soon as I can be arsed.
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